It’s been a fitful week for Americans, what with the election and
the protests, and all the craziness arising from such. But, Lord today!
It only took them 6 days, but those champions of good government, the
United States Congress, have ridden in on their white horses and come to
the rescue of all Americans; they have saved the day! God is great!
Unsure of the direction that our country will go under the new Administration
they have taken time off from their busy schedules, gotten together, and passed
legislation that will extend the sanctions on Iran for 10 more years!
This will cause great suffering in Iran, those evil Persians responsible for all
our woes; unemployment, disease, hunger, crime, corruption, pollution
and every other problem facing this country!
It was the Persians, remember, who caused the Flint water crisis, and who
brought Hurricane Katrina to our shores; it was they
who caused the Financial crisis of 2008, the drought in the Southwest, the
murders in Chicago, mosquitos in Florida, forest fires in California, earthquakes in
Oklahoma; it was they, the Persians, who caused it all. It was they, the Persians, who
conspired to cause the price of life-saving drugs to reach the intolerable levels they
have now reached, and they who brought about bullying on the internet, and fake news
and the break-up of Brad and Angelina, and Maria and Arnold.
It was the Persians who killed Prince, and Michael Jackson, and Leon Russell, and
John Belushi, and Joan Rivers. The list goes on and on, but there is hope now.
As of today, because of the heroic efforts of our elected officials, we have a reason to
celebrate. With one piece of legislation, Congress has assured us that those responsible for
every thing wrong in our great country, namely the Persian people, will pay dearly, and
that America will continue being great, regardless of policy changes that may come about
with the new occupant of the White House. Happy days are here again!